[ Everyone read it as them being a couple, she knows that. ]
S-She didn't burst into my life! She came to fight my best friend, the President of the Student Council, and daughter of the chairwoman; she ruled the entire school herself! I just stood in her way, it was my job as one of the Elite Four on the Student Council to make sure no one touched Satsuki-sama! Just because Matoi ended up being Satsuki's sister didn't change anything!
Well, sorry, I can only write corrections for what's actually said, not what isn't said. You're still welcome to write a letter to the editor.
So, Ryuko was a born troublemaker, the rejected half of a pair of siblings, the other whom you had already swore your devotion to? Sounds like there might be a jealousy angle. Any comment there?
W-Why the hell would she be jealous!? Never mind!! This is a stupid topic of conversation!!
[ She wasn't going to talk about Ryuko and Mako. No, even that would be farrr too much information and not something she thinks Ryuko would take well at all. ]
Just get it into your cardboard head, Ryuko and I aren't dating, and have no intention of it. I think I'd know if she liked me!
You know how it goes! Sibling rivalry: one sister gets all the attention, gets to be student council president, gets their own Elite Four...
So, you're saying Ryuko is so repulsed by you, that at reading the gossip column, she became enraged, and confronted you about it, as if you had written it?
"Nonon Jakuzure and Ryuko Matoi were seen having a brief fight at a local cafe. After a brief flare up, the situation was de-escalated and both were soon seen talking in a calm manner. Nonon Jakuzure has reported they have both been relocated to Cerealia from the same world and adjusting to daily life here has been 'weird.'"
Sss, sss, sss. I'm just a journalist. I report, you both decide!
Besides, anything this article says about this event would be the full unmitigated truth. Surely there's no problem with a newspaper printing the truth, now, is there?
It's hardly something worth reporting about, is it? There's a high school yakuza boss here, a girl who became a lawyer in highschool, or hell, even I'm a prodigal musician and I haven't even gone to graduated yet!! Why's my love life so important as news?!
[ Well, okay, yes, she does like being center of attention, and yes, Myriam did just all too easily win her over by calling her a celebrity, but the problem still stands that she doesn't know what she thinks of Ryuko. She's Satsuki's sister, and her gut instinct is that dating her is the stupidest thing in the world, but that doesn't actually make her feel any more at ease. ]
Celebrity or not, why would you think that I want who I may or may not be romantically interested in broadcast to the entire colony here?
...Though I guess I can thank you and your stupid coconspirator for not trying to say I had some kind of crush on a gross guy.
--You're missing the lede, Nonon. I'm not reporting on your love-life! I'm reporting on this violent outburst, in a public place, of which you were the victim? Kahk-kahk-kahk.
At any rate, I think I've got all the necessary information I need for this article: how's your own column coming along...?
Obviously. I've fought with her a few times, but now my uniform is stronger than ever, I know I can give her a run for her money if we fought for real again.
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[ Everyone read it as them being a couple, she knows that. ]
S-She didn't burst into my life! She came to fight my best friend, the President of the Student Council, and daughter of the chairwoman; she ruled the entire school herself! I just stood in her way, it was my job as one of the Elite Four on the Student Council to make sure no one touched Satsuki-sama! Just because Matoi ended up being Satsuki's sister didn't change anything!
[ Shut up shut up shut up. ]
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So, Ryuko was a born troublemaker, the rejected half of a pair of siblings, the other whom you had already swore your devotion to? Sounds like there might be a jealousy angle. Any comment there?
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[ She wasn't going to talk about Ryuko and Mako. No, even that would be farrr too much information and not something she thinks Ryuko would take well at all. ]
Just get it into your cardboard head, Ryuko and I aren't dating, and have no intention of it. I think I'd know if she liked me!
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So, you're saying Ryuko is so repulsed by you, that at reading the gossip column, she became enraged, and confronted you about it, as if you had written it?
[Sounded familiar, really]
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[ She thinks that's true anyway. ]
She was just shocked as I was that people apparently think we are dating! I have more important things to do right now than kissing Matoi!
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So... you're not repulsed, but you're not attracted... you're just both... neutral?
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[ And yet since dancing with her, seeing her actually in a pretty dress, Nonon's been having strange thoughts. ]
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[pause]
--Okay, how's this?
"Nonon Jakuzure and Ryuko Matoi were seen having a brief fight at a local cafe. After a brief flare up, the situation was de-escalated and both were soon seen talking in a calm manner. Nonon Jakuzure has reported they have both been relocated to Cerealia from the same world and adjusting to daily life here has been 'weird.'"
...how's that sound? Kahk-kahk-kahk.
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[ Oh so now she's defensive about her relationship with Ryuko? ]
What's the point of even writing that? People are just going to ask more questions!!
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[ Nonon's thinking this is a good strategy to get Myriam off her back. ]
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Besides, anything this article says about this event would be the full unmitigated truth. Surely there's no problem with a newspaper printing the truth, now, is there?
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I'd rather you just print the lies I tell you to.
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[She recognized the description of Athena, but no need to tip her hand and reveal her source]
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Celebrity or not, why would you think that I want who I may or may not be romantically interested in broadcast to the entire colony here?
...Though I guess I can thank you and your stupid coconspirator for not trying to say I had some kind of crush on a gross guy.
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--You're missing the lede, Nonon. I'm not reporting on your love-life! I'm reporting on this violent outburst, in a public place, of which you were the victim? Kahk-kahk-kahk.
At any rate, I think I've got all the necessary information I need for this article: how's your own column coming along...?
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[ She just rolls her eyes. ]
It's coming. I'll send you the first draft in a little while. Don't worry, I never miss a deadline.
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[Oh good, she wouldn't have to cajole her further into writing it] I look forward to it! So are our readers. Sss, sss, sss.
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Like hell is she going to be able to tear my uniform off again!
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...So, this is just one of many physical altercations you've had with Ryuko!
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[ No stop. ]
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Does... does Ryuko make a habit of tearing the uniforms off many people?
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...If you want to know about her life then ask her.
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[Scuttlebutt stumbled on a strange, strange world, apparently.]
In the meantime... Did Ryuko apologize? Do you expect or want an apology or compensation?
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She apologized, though I don't see what that matters... [ She's growing more suspicious now, finally. ]
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dont even ask why i made that text hahaha
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