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Nonon Jakuzure ([personal profile] shikisha) wrote2015-04-21 12:38 pm

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Nonon Jakuzure's Inbox


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cardboard_journalism: (sweat-mode)

Re: audio;

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-05-24 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
O...kay. [Now even Scuttlebutt was getting a little confused.]

So... you're not repulsed, but you're not attracted... you're just both... neutral?
cardboard_journalism: (sweat-mode)

Re: audio;

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-05-24 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree! Sure it would've! Yeah...

[pause]

--Okay, how's this?

"Nonon Jakuzure and Ryuko Matoi were seen having a brief fight at a local cafe. After a brief flare up, the situation was de-escalated and both were soon seen talking in a calm manner. Nonon Jakuzure has reported they have both been relocated to Cerealia from the same world and adjusting to daily life here has been 'weird.'"

...how's that sound? Kahk-kahk-kahk.
cardboard_journalism: (boxing-mode)

Re: audio;

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-05-25 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Kahk-kahk-kahk! It's called "the news!"
cardboard_journalism: (spin-mode)

Re: audio;

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-05-25 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Sss, sss, sss. I'm just a journalist. I report, you both decide!

Besides, anything this article says about this event would be the full unmitigated truth. Surely there's no problem with a newspaper printing the truth, now, is there?
cardboard_journalism: (spin-mode)

Re: audio;

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-05-25 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, Miss Nonon, aren't you selling yourself a bit short? You're something of a celebrity... sss, sss, sss, sss.

[She recognized the description of Athena, but no need to tip her hand and reveal her source]
cardboard_journalism: (sweat-mode)

Re: audio;

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-05-26 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[she sighed]

--You're missing the lede, Nonon. I'm not reporting on your love-life! I'm reporting on this violent outburst, in a public place, of which you were the victim? Kahk-kahk-kahk.

At any rate, I think I've got all the necessary information I need for this article: how's your own column coming along...?
cardboard_journalism: (spin-mode)

Re: audio;

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-05-26 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, of course! As evidenced with how she wiped the floor with you. "Dragged you like a caveman," and such.

[Oh good, she wouldn't have to cajole her further into writing it] I look forward to it! So are our readers. Sss, sss, sss.
Edited 2015-05-26 19:57 (UTC)
cardboard_journalism: (wtf-mode)

Re: audio;

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-05-26 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[what]

...So, this is just one of many physical altercations you've had with Ryuko!
cardboard_journalism: (sweat-mode)

Re: audio;

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-05-26 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I... see.

Does... does Ryuko make a habit of tearing the uniforms off many people?
cardboard_journalism: (stare-mode)

Re: audio;

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-05-26 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
M-Maybe I will!

[Scuttlebutt stumbled on a strange, strange world, apparently.]

In the meantime... Did Ryuko apologize? Do you expect or want an apology or compensation?
cardboard_journalism: (camera-mode)

Re: audio;

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-05-26 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[time to swing her tone back to its usual high energy]

A happy resolution then! You know, gives a sense of closure on the whole incident. Sss, sss, sss.

Anyway... your performance is soon, right? I'll be in attendance, of course.
cardboard_journalism: (spin-mode)

Re: audio;

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-05-27 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Sss, sss, sss! A humorous pretense. I already told you, this box is a necessary tool of the trade! You going to deny me pen and paper to take notes, next?
cardboard_journalism: (camera-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-05-27 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
--Unless the person happens to be an undercover reporter! Which I am! Sss, sss, sss!

Anyway, if you really want to: go ahead! Eject me. Free country, isn't it? But I'm not sending anyone else to cover the concert.

Of course I'll otherwise be in formal attire. That's just common sense. Sss!

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