Sss, sss, sss. Says you. People who conduct glass orchestras shouldn't throw stones, Nonon!
What're you, joking? Of course!
[slight pause]
Volume one: you were interviewed. Volume two: you wrote about Beethoven and recommended several pieces, including his fifth and ninth. Ones in-between could take a hike, I guess. Sss, sss, sss. Volume three: you continued to write about Beethoven and suggested "Violin Romance, number two." Volume four: you suggested the works of... Cha... cough-ski? "Romeo and Juliet." Volume five: you engaged in verbal fencing with the reader and wrote about Entry of the Gladiators, by Julius... Fu-chik? I think that's how you say it. Volume six: you suggested "Orpheus in the Underworld" and rambled a bit about how the gods in that myth were dirty cheaters. Volume seven: you were incarcerated. I wrote that maybe you'd suggest that one famous classical music piece... You know what I mean! The one with the actual cannons. Volume eight: you suggested Hendel's "Water Music" as an accompaniment to... the flooding.
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Cardboard? What's up?
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New edition coming out soon. I need to know if I can count on your music column.
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I'm surprised you're back at it, at all. What the hell made you love newspapers so much?
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Does this appreciation extend to your contribution?
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[ Gotta keep the other girl's self-confidence in check. ]
I'll get it done. I don't know what I plan to write about just yet.
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Well... it's the music column, so presumably you'll be writing about music.
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[ You know, just in case she's forgotten about that fact. ]
That's not what I mean! I meant what in particular!
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Oh. Do you need a list of what you've done already?
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[ Like any good well rounded adult. ]
..Do you really have a list like that?
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What're you, joking? Of course!
[slight pause]
Volume one: you were interviewed.
Volume two: you wrote about Beethoven and recommended several pieces, including his fifth and ninth. Ones in-between could take a hike, I guess. Sss, sss, sss.
Volume three: you continued to write about Beethoven and suggested "Violin Romance, number two."
Volume four: you suggested the works of... Cha... cough-ski? "Romeo and Juliet."
Volume five: you engaged in verbal fencing with the reader and wrote about Entry of the Gladiators, by Julius... Fu-chik? I think that's how you say it.
Volume six: you suggested "Orpheus in the Underworld" and rambled a bit about how the gods in that myth were dirty cheaters.
Volume seven: you were incarcerated. I wrote that maybe you'd suggest that one famous classical music piece... You know what I mean! The one with the actual cannons.
Volume eight: you suggested Hendel's "Water Music" as an accompaniment to... the flooding.
...so, you know, anything left, minus that.
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[ No it wasn't not at all. ]
.."Tchaikovsky". And that's a pretty impressive memory. Do you remember everything from every issue?
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[certainly it wasn't aided by Scuttlebutt reading the past copies right in front of her]
Will the future-me be remembering your upcoming article, then? Sss, sss, sss.
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[ She's onto your lies!! ]
You're going to run something about my music festival. I don't have time to do an article, but I expect a full page spread advertisement.