Sss, sss, sss. Says you. People who conduct glass orchestras shouldn't throw stones, Nonon!
What're you, joking? Of course!
[slight pause]
Volume one: you were interviewed. Volume two: you wrote about Beethoven and recommended several pieces, including his fifth and ninth. Ones in-between could take a hike, I guess. Sss, sss, sss. Volume three: you continued to write about Beethoven and suggested "Violin Romance, number two." Volume four: you suggested the works of... Cha... cough-ski? "Romeo and Juliet." Volume five: you engaged in verbal fencing with the reader and wrote about Entry of the Gladiators, by Julius... Fu-chik? I think that's how you say it. Volume six: you suggested "Orpheus in the Underworld" and rambled a bit about how the gods in that myth were dirty cheaters. Volume seven: you were incarcerated. I wrote that maybe you'd suggest that one famous classical music piece... You know what I mean! The one with the actual cannons. Volume eight: you suggested Hendel's "Water Music" as an accompaniment to... the flooding.
no subject
[ Like any good well rounded adult. ]
..Do you really have a list like that?
no subject
What're you, joking? Of course!
[slight pause]
Volume one: you were interviewed.
Volume two: you wrote about Beethoven and recommended several pieces, including his fifth and ninth. Ones in-between could take a hike, I guess. Sss, sss, sss.
Volume three: you continued to write about Beethoven and suggested "Violin Romance, number two."
Volume four: you suggested the works of... Cha... cough-ski? "Romeo and Juliet."
Volume five: you engaged in verbal fencing with the reader and wrote about Entry of the Gladiators, by Julius... Fu-chik? I think that's how you say it.
Volume six: you suggested "Orpheus in the Underworld" and rambled a bit about how the gods in that myth were dirty cheaters.
Volume seven: you were incarcerated. I wrote that maybe you'd suggest that one famous classical music piece... You know what I mean! The one with the actual cannons.
Volume eight: you suggested Hendel's "Water Music" as an accompaniment to... the flooding.
...so, you know, anything left, minus that.
no subject
[ No it wasn't not at all. ]
.."Tchaikovsky". And that's a pretty impressive memory. Do you remember everything from every issue?
no subject
[certainly it wasn't aided by Scuttlebutt reading the past copies right in front of her]
Will the future-me be remembering your upcoming article, then? Sss, sss, sss.
no subject
[ She's onto your lies!! ]
You're going to run something about my music festival. I don't have time to do an article, but I expect a full page spread advertisement.