Sss, sss, sss. Says you. People who conduct glass orchestras shouldn't throw stones, Nonon!

What're you, joking? Of course!

[slight pause]

Volume one: you were interviewed.
Volume two: you wrote about Beethoven and recommended several pieces, including his fifth and ninth. Ones in-between could take a hike, I guess. Sss, sss, sss.
Volume three: you continued to write about Beethoven and suggested "Violin Romance, number two."
Volume four: you suggested the works of... Cha... cough-ski? "Romeo and Juliet."
Volume five: you engaged in verbal fencing with the reader and wrote about Entry of the Gladiators, by Julius... Fu-chik? I think that's how you say it.
Volume six: you suggested "Orpheus in the Underworld" and rambled a bit about how the gods in that myth were dirty cheaters.
Volume seven: you were incarcerated. I wrote that maybe you'd suggest that one famous classical music piece... You know what I mean! The one with the actual cannons.
Volume eight: you suggested Hendel's "Water Music" as an accompaniment to... the flooding.

...so, you know, anything left, minus that.