"Nonon Jakuzure and Ryuko Matoi were seen having a brief fight at a local cafe. After a brief flare up, the situation was de-escalated and both were soon seen talking in a calm manner. Nonon Jakuzure has reported they have both been relocated to Cerealia from the same world and adjusting to daily life here has been 'weird.'"
Sss, sss, sss. I'm just a journalist. I report, you both decide!
Besides, anything this article says about this event would be the full unmitigated truth. Surely there's no problem with a newspaper printing the truth, now, is there?
It's hardly something worth reporting about, is it? There's a high school yakuza boss here, a girl who became a lawyer in highschool, or hell, even I'm a prodigal musician and I haven't even gone to graduated yet!! Why's my love life so important as news?!
[ Well, okay, yes, she does like being center of attention, and yes, Myriam did just all too easily win her over by calling her a celebrity, but the problem still stands that she doesn't know what she thinks of Ryuko. She's Satsuki's sister, and her gut instinct is that dating her is the stupidest thing in the world, but that doesn't actually make her feel any more at ease. ]
Celebrity or not, why would you think that I want who I may or may not be romantically interested in broadcast to the entire colony here?
...Though I guess I can thank you and your stupid coconspirator for not trying to say I had some kind of crush on a gross guy.
--You're missing the lede, Nonon. I'm not reporting on your love-life! I'm reporting on this violent outburst, in a public place, of which you were the victim? Kahk-kahk-kahk.
At any rate, I think I've got all the necessary information I need for this article: how's your own column coming along...?
Obviously. I've fought with her a few times, but now my uniform is stronger than ever, I know I can give her a run for her money if we fought for real again.
Sss, sss, sss! A humorous pretense. I already told you, this box is a necessary tool of the trade! You going to deny me pen and paper to take notes, next?
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