Listen here! We were arguing over who the hell told your little columnist we were ever interested in each other!

[ The worst part about this is the fact that Nonon has had reason outside any of this stupidity to wonder if she's attracted to Ryuko. ]

I don't understand why everyone is so interested in whether we were dating or not! W-Which we definitely aren't, alright!? She's just a friend and ally! Hell, for the last year or so we were enemies!

[ Why is she still talking? ]