Kaaaaahk! Got it! [wow, that was either a tremendous bit of hyperbole or this pink-girl was downright deadly! Scuttlebutt wondered which it was...]

Oh, there were reports that you were accosted at this cafe the other day. Someone burst into the place, grabbed you by the ankle and dragged you a bit "like a caveman." Details are sketchy, but apparently you shared a heated argument, but the issue was resolved otherwise peacefully and then you talked "as friends"?

Got a comment on this story? Maybe you can identify or give me a description of this person who assaulted you. Sss, sss.