You won't! Unless it's because I was killed by my enemies in an attempt to silence me. In which case, I hope you will find them and publish the truth I uncovered. Sss, sss, sss!
...hey! How many times do I have to say it?! I wear this to protect my identity as an undercover reporter! You wouldn't try to conduct an orchestra without that baton, would'ya? Same deal!
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...hey! How many times do I have to say it?! I wear this to protect my identity as an undercover reporter! You wouldn't try to conduct an orchestra without that baton, would'ya? Same deal!